BLOWING CHUNKS
I've drank so much
That I can't see
Pile of puke
Sitting before me
I've pissed my pants
Smashed my face
I'm blowing chunks
But I'm ok
Blowing chunks
But I'm OK
CCTV
Know what you think before you've thunk it
Tom Cruise is outside the door
You knew it's poison but you drunk it
Game's not begun they know the score
Hacked phones and sattelites and Racebook and CCTV
That private message well they read it
You said that something was the bomb
They checked your mail because you said it
But seem to miss what's really wrong
Ladies and gentlemen,
Keep your tin foil hats firmly in place
They can take a cockshot through your pocket and you wouldn't even know it
Like the rats, they're everywhere
Smile for the fucking camera
POLLYTICKS
Believe it or not we know it
That the whole fucking world is fucked
That your mum and the pigs and even my nan
Are broken and bent and corrupt
But Dylan and Rotten and Zach did it better
And they didn't sound like mugs
Sing it and shout it, read all about it
We'll stick with beer and drugs
Death, Deception, Debt, Recession
Try as we might we can't help it
Because the whole fucking world is fucked
And there's only so much we can sing about coke
When Murdoch has still got your trust
Death, watch it live on BBC, their deception
Debt, keep you where you need to be, recession
SLICK WITCH
You're a slick witch
You know exactly what your doing
You're a slick witch
Won't be fooled again
You're a slick witch
You know exactly what your doing
You're a slick witch sniffing round them
Slickest of the witches, you're living a lie
Slickest of the witches
It's something you like
TOWN CLOWN
Nothing more than an innocent bystander
You're a class A clown
And a massive wanker
It's not illegal
It's business for the masses
Bring some cash
To the washed out town
Town Clown
We've been here from the very start
Just another extra witha walk on part
Town Clown
FUCK EM HEAVY
Fuck you with your power trip violence bullshit
Forget about your chemical warfare power trip
You're just a racist pride hating cock sniff
You're on your own in the fight for the made up cause
Your maiden voyage will be filled up failure
Flying a flag for something you don't even know
Fuck 'em heavy guy
Fuck 'em heavy 'til you die
QUEEN OF RINGLAND
All the girls in their gangs
All pushing their prams
Whilst their dads do paper rounds
Plastic rings, Fake bling
Pierced cheeks
Eighty quid a week, Coral winning streak
Bet it tasted sweet
All in a state, another dead estate
Make way for the Queen Of Ringland
All the boys in their gangs
All pushing their grams
Deja Vu
It goes round and round
PIZZA SLUT
Goodfellas, Asdas, frozen or fresh
I'll eat out the bins at pizza express
Barbeque, meat feast, stuffed crust or thin
I'll even go veggie if you order it in
Gonna guzzle it, gonna nuzzle it,
Eyes wide shut, I'm a pizza slut
Serve it I'll hoover it, gobble it up
Tony Montana it run like a truck
When it comes to addiction I wear the crown
If I stay up then I'll never be down
SCUMBAG BOOGIE
You walk around like you're something special
You're just a fucking scumbag
Nice clothes nice hair nice car shit life
Wasting a precious mind
Your brain a goopy lump of slime
Fuck off please now and die
Fake watch fake shoes fake wife
Waste of a precious mind
You do the scumbag boogie
A little boogie woogie
TWO DOGS SIX LEGS
So I drag my carcass to the top of the mountain and slowly I wait for death
But it keeps me waiting hoping and a praying
That I got maybe one day left
I don't show no mercy the Lord ain't gonna save me as I take my final breath
My heart stops beating my lungs cease breathing and at last I'm laid to rest
Two Dogs Six Legs