CIGGY BUTT BRAIN
Damo you cunt, give me your lighter
You won't give it back
Ciggy Butt Brain
Where's all your dough?
Spent all your Centrelink
You won't give it back
Ciggy Butt Brain
You're always stealing my fucking lighter
Are you still coming over this arvo?
Ciggy Butt Brain
EMMY THE CHEMIST
Crack cocaine and PCP
This chemist got no PHD
She'll hook you up, blow your mind,
There's no drug that she can't find
Whatever you want, she's got it
Whatever you need, well, you get the picture
Aint no wizard, ain't no dentist
All we know is she's Emmy the chemist
Ups and downs and smiles and frowns
And things that make you buzz
Twists and turns and pops and gurns
And a nose that's full of love
KNUCKLE DRAGGER
Gonna go out drinking tonight
Six pack.of beer and a license to fight
It's not the way we do things round here
You wouldn't know, you wouldn't care
Your clothes are off, your styles wrong
Not all there in your fucked up mind
Just wanna fight but first you spew
You drag your knuckles, don't have a clue
BLACK EYE FRIDAY
Shut out the light
Tonight were taking you down
If you don't believe
Your blood you bleed
Black eye Friday
Swollen battered and bruised
Your going nowhere mate
You move you lose
That's right it's black.eye Friday
Black eye Friday
UNCOOPERATVE CO OP CUNT
No Cash
No Crack
No Calls
No Chance
Signing on the doles too hard work Hanging down the Co Op
You smack head jerk
Nokia 100's only cost 5 quid
You can always stay where you live
No one's left their bike outside tonight Debbie's Red lantern's turned off its red light Riding back to Newports gonna take a while No crack till the morning arrives
PHOTO WANKER
Selfie stick, you look like a prick
Why don't you stick it up your arse?
When you're down the pub
Why don't you get pissed?
Instead of taking photos of the glass
You photo wanker
You're not exactly Marco fucking Pierre White
Mr McCain with your bargain Iceland chicken bites
Photos of gravestones you're only in it for likes
Know what you are? A photo wanker that's right
Photos of nature, you ain't David Attenborough
That's a shit picture of some trees
Out with you mates, why don't you have fun?
Instead of taking photos of their knees
You photo wanker
Snap a pic, I'll snap your neck
One more shot, you'll regret
Camera's down, don't forget
THE FUCK YOU SONG
Where does it go?
When does it stop?
What's the sign on the lollipop?
ALL THE GEAR, NO IDEA
Genuinely lost lyrics after recording
Your guess is as good as ours